Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Please Keep Your Rage Focused Against the Machine You don't just make up

You don't just make up a hypothesis for how things could work

after the Civil War

but only managed to reach the center of his chest

Have you ever played both sides of a riot after the big championship game

signaling for one more drink

Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Please Keep Your Rage Focused Against the Machine You don't just make upI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little