In Case of Vampire Tee nonholiday You clicked because you read

You clicked because you read "great tits" and now you’re here looking at birds

You’re on the run from accountability

Black distressed bold serif text reading "BETTER LUCK" with "NEXT TIME" beneath it

You came to make memories you’ll have to piece together from Snapchat videos tomorrow morning

You have a brick and a very specific plan for the fungal apocalypse

In Case of Vampire Tee nonholiday You clicked because you readYou have a plan for every disaster. Zombie apocalypse. Alien invasion. Running into your ex at Target. But a vampire? Thats where you draw the line? Fortunately, someone finally made an emergency protocol for the one scenario your anxiety forgot. The Details: White art styled as an emergency sign box reading "IN CASE OF VAMPIRE" with a stick figure vampire being staked through the heart, in a break glass humor format. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex