Surprise You Picked The Wrong Egg Long Sleeve Tee trenders Not "I stayed up late"

Not "I stayed up late" tired

She alphabetized her spice rack at age twelve and has had the same morning routine since birth

Somewhere between superstition and desperation

A pint of Ben & Jerry’s is

you live in the suburbs

Surprise You Picked The Wrong Egg Long Sleeve Tee trenders Not "I stayed up late"Small, fluffy, freshly hatched, and already done with your nonsense. Do not let the cute fool you. The Details: Multicolor illustration of an angry yellow baby chick holding a knife, standing on green grass next to a cracked blue eggshell. Pink arched retro text reads "Surprise" above, with pink serif text below reading "You picked the wrong egg clown!" The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed cuffs and a classic crew neck.