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Maybe it's a straightforward way to use self-deprecating humor to acknowledge your own priveledge

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Show that you're middle class and imply that you got there purely through brains and merit by implying that you're a good enough speller to spell bourgeoisie

I collect the stacks of unpaid parking tickets to the private equity firms and real estate investment trusts that own the medical buildings in my spare cupholder like the skulls of my vanquished enemies

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